Redefining cool on a daily basis
I just saw a quill pen with an ink well. Now I have to have one.
I learned to sew as a child. I wasn't cool, but I just fixed a hole in my sweater.
Auditions, Pompeii, everlasting optimism, and Simon Pegg: http://t.co/GelYJDw8X6
Know what could be a fun addiction? Trapeze artistry.
I lost a glove. Wait, no. There it is.
Bacon makes everything better, unless you're a vegetarian or vegan, in which case, nevermind.
I know it's a medical condition, but it is way too easy to use "phlebitis" as an insult.
I want to get a pan flute just so I can say I have a pan flute.
Auditions, castings, learning, and Kristen Wiig: http://t.co/1EkF0cWu1A
Why is blue the truest color? I don't see why rhyming automatically means honesty.
Haggis is not for the faint of heart.
My trivia skills are hit-or-miss.
Creme brulee is highly underrated. So are slippers.
I'm not big on floral prints.
I haven't baked a cake in a while.
Distractions and Lucille Ball: http://t.co/eoF99Y4skb
I know it's Valentine's Day, but a candy cane sounds awesome right now.
My scarf feels like a blanket on my face, and I am totally ok with that.
I don't care how old you are. Sometimes there's nothing better than peanut butter. If you don't like pb, substitute your sandwich of choice.
I never got into Bedazzle-ing. There's only so much sequins I can handle.
I'm out of popcorn.
Two auditions, two callbacks, a friend's show, and Gabrielle Union: http://t.co/MV7HqXdwur
Know what's an awesome word? Festooning.
How do you darn socks? I understand there is a gourd involved.
I was wearing a sweater dress with fringe. That's right. I said fringe.Does caraway make anyone else giddy?
If it hurts, stop, unless you're into that kind of thing, in which case, carry on.
When it comes to popular meals, egg salad is a hit-or-miss.
Ever had a gingerbread pinecone? Try it. You won't regret it, unless you really hate gingerbread.
Awesome film shoot, two auditions, drawing from your own life for roles, and Danny Trejo: http://t.co/AgpiJz4WA7
So, headbands are back. Carry on.
I just saw a grown man that had a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles backpack on his back. Not judging, just observing. #subway sightings
A couple of born-and-raised New Yorkers asked me if I was born and raised here, too. Know the moments where you fit in? I'm having one now.Someone needs to bring back fondue parties.
I want to see "turkey-pocalypse" and"banana-rama" used in the news. I don't care what context they're used in.If Tim and I had a blowout party favor in our apartment, a certain someone would use it way too often, and by certain someone, I mean me.
Auditions, darker roles, and Naomi Watts: http://t.co/ziwPSCOPoH
My bath towel kind of smells like garlic, and I'm okay with that.
Air quotes are either funny or stupid, depending on what mood I'm in.
Preparing for an audition, promo shoots, character shots, and Rose Byrne: http://t.co/pzTchSpeJ4
A mosquito would be a ridiculous pet. Things wouldn't work out well for either of you.
Know the phrase, "Happy as a clam?" How do you know clams are happy? Clams could be homicidal, and I wouldn't know any better.
Auditions, interesting articles, the benefits of a weird life, and Michael Keaton: http://t.co/1awR9pVhEN
I have cuts on my knuckles that I can't account for. Maybe I cage fight in my sleep. No bruises, tho. Maybe I'm really good at it.
I like parsnips. They're just like carrots, but a different color and totally different flavor. Ok. They're not just like carrots.
Theatre, auditions, and Taraji P. Henson: http://t.co/Ko4ohtl89G
I feel I don't wear enough velvet.
2014 wrap-up and Giovanni Ribisi: http://t.co/0S8k2cJXGX
If Tim and I put monkey bars in our apartment, my arms would look amazing.
Sinus infections, strange auditions, turning weirdness into something awesome, and Anna Kendrick: http://t.co/Wok8AcpXSI
Know what's a great word? Magnanimity. That is is all. Carry on.
Directing again, new perspectives, June Carter Cash, and James Badge Dale: http://t.co/h4781lm6JZ
If it weren't for my vanity, I would get into cage fighting.
Watch out for sporks. Yes, they spoon, but they'll stab you if they have to.
Want to give an unexpected gift? Get them a barrel and plunger for churning butter. They won't see it coming.
I don't floss enough. I'm sometimes too lazy for flossing, and I don't have the grill for flossin.
No comments on it being December, the lives of actors, and James Badge Dale: http://t.co/iu44omnV8b
Can octopi develop carpal tunnel? Would it be in one tentacle or all of them? That would be a cruel twist of fate.
I have a butane lighter. It makes me feel like a badass when I light candles.
I used to think Parcheesi was a snack. I've never played it, but it sounds delicious.
Yes, I know I don't NEED an espresso machine, but that wouldn't make getting one any less awesome.
Thanksgiving leftovers, embracing roles, and Angela Bassett: http://t.co/yyScxQQnyO
If I had the Miss Chiquita Banana fruit hat, I would wear it way too often.
Turkey, Thanksgiving irony, movie dreams, and Geoffrey Rush: http://t.co/BaNPocv27V
There's fruit in the lemonade?!? I'm there!
You know what's a funny word? Baloney. Go ahead. Try to say it without smiling.
Distracted, flying squirrels, and Alan Rickman: http://t.co/Hwb2SGp8Ec
I haven't ever gone on a sleigh ride...or maybe I have. I forgot where I put my sage. Maybe it's with my forgotten sleigh ride memories.
A famous panhandler complimented me for my nose. #interestingsubwayconversations
Tim and I just talked about the safety hazards of making zombie noises in public places. Yep. That's how we roll.
Late blogging (but not really), Tim's major audition, and Nicole Kidman: http://t.co/0HPKopggFO
Curling (as in the Canadian ice sport involving large pucks and brooms) is an acquired taste. So is venison.
Guess what song I have stuck in my head. Give up? Funkytown. I know. I wasn't expecting that, either.
Filming, auditioning, watching shows, great roles, and Frances McDormand: http://t.co/Rz825N7Eel
I heard a lot of David Bowie music this morning. I'm totally ok with that.
Moustaches are funny. Just saying.
Movie shoots, fun times, and Cary Elwes: http://t.co/MLlqda0hwx
Need a Halloween costume? I'd go for a personified bird option. Think "wild turkey w/ separation anxiety" or "tastefully seductive quail."
Being busy, making a movie, interesting jobs, birthdays, and Christopher Meloni: http://t.co/x1edbC7oZv…/october-19th-2014
If I had a pet duck, I would name her Peking and call her ducklings Pekinglets.
Wait. What day is it? Friday? It feels like a Saturday, or a Tuesday...
I was just told that my shoes are 70s glam. I'll call that a win.
Shooting a movie, and Robert Duvall: http://t.co/ISiQXZJPuG
I am wearing winter socks. Yes, I'm aware that it isn't winter yet. Don't judge me. I'm cold.
I have never been to Turkey. This needs to be remedied. Their food is amazing, and they had Nazim Hikmet.
This is a shout-out to bacon. I mean, come on. It's bacon.Remember that song, Cars, by Gary Numan? It's stuck in my head. That is all. Carry on.
Made my own deadline, fabulous movie shoot, and Lili Taylor: http://t.co/43Yn61HPqC
I want to high-5 whoever designed this jacket. Embroidery and leather combined? Don't mind if I do.
No, ice cream! Don't fall on the floor! That's not at all what I wanted you to do!
Have Cable? Watch DOA on Discovery ID network at 10pm. You'll see a familiar face on it. P.S. - It will be Tim's.I don't insist on water that sparkles. I'm not that pretentious.
Salmon is not a fruit.
Film shoots, auditions, Laurel's wedding (Congratulations, Laurel!), and John Cusack: http://t.co/XE7GUmQVWK
Remember the guy w/ the phone on Trigger Happy TV? Just saw a guy like him, but he didn't have the phone, wasn't British, and wasn't funny.
German chocolate cake amuses me. Delicious? Yes, but when did coconuts become German?
A guy wearing a plastic helmet with horns walked by me on my way to the subway. Right on, pretend Viking.