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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics.

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We're in the ACT theater,1st floor of the convention center,behind the escalators to the right. Free event. No badge required #PAXPrimeHey, I'm in the ACT theater at #PAX2015 with @gameofkittens and @CAH right now. Come visit: https://t.co/4g227cLSZZ http://t.co/mCvSGhriZyCome get your stuff signed! @Oatmeal and @elanlee are drawing, writing, & trying to remember how to spell their names http://t.co/8C8AagG4R6
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8/28
2015
Big things are afoot. #ExplodingKittens #PAXPrime @gameofkittens @Official_PAX @Oatmeal http://t.co/uIGIzpg1Mn
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8/27
2015
I'll be at PAX this year with @gameofkittens and @cah. There will be actual kittens. https://t.co/4g227cLSZZ http://t.co/XTiFZuz3X1FUN FACT! #NationalDogDay http://t.co/bApDY5OUt8Happy #NationalDogDay http://t.co/YDKQtsVd0I http://t.co/S4XpKTQrQ3
8/26
2015
A game of kittens, goats, and magical enchiladas—Exploding Kittens is exclusively on Amazon: http://t.co/e95r6516Fv http://t.co/rL3lZ3NuB7
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8/25
2015
The NSFW edition of Exploding Kittens is the #1 best-selling toy on Amazon right now. tee-hee http://t.co/gqwoY9A3DJ http://t.co/6XPjLEjRHUExploding Kittens is now available for purchase on Amazon http://t.co/YporQySv3l http://t.co/OmAwp1h2anForbes reviews Exploding Kittens http://t.co/3Y590HQUjE @gameofkittens http://t.co/TfsA78AEvO
8/24
2015
#namaste http://t.co/zngVq2Epui#strength http://t.co/BlS1vIWn2IWhen you're hanging with Matt Inman, aka @TheOatmealRss, things can get a little weird. http://t.co/gJDRetYpZx
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8/22
2015
#tbt that time when I was 10 years old and I looked like Janet Reno http://t.co/LOIjp2tUYL
8/20
2015
"truth is stranger than fiction." bitch please have u read lord of the rings
8/18
2015
Fuck it. Pope Francis for president, 2016.It's such a beautiful summer day http://t.co/j0ngNFpLN1
8/12
2015
@RayInSaintPaul DANCE MONKEY, DANCE@Oatmeal WTF is this deep, meaningful crap? Get back to the fart jokes and obese cats.
Retweeted by Matthew InmanMad World http://t.co/ZwOzxOPK7U
8/6
2015
Have you seen the new Blerchandise in the Oatmeal shop? See, it's like Blerch + merchandise. https://t.co/70AVsTTpAu http://t.co/BKuvVbGHo3
Retweeted by Matthew InmanHappy national underwear day! #explodingkittens http://t.co/ap2qQonx24
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8/5
2015
I'm gonna revolutionize how we store babies http://t.co/8OgjlHK6aB
8/4
2015
@snipeyhead oh shoot! Thank you. I'll try and find you
8/2
2015
don't ask how this happened. but my preggo belly was just graffiti'd by the @Oatmeal. https://t.co/b879iqdfLp
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8/1
2015
The next few days, illustrated http://t.co/wZ9oelRhpHToday, Illustrated http://t.co/PhgXD0IEg4
7/31
2015
I hid some easter eggs on the new http://t.co/epFBNNL7f3 First one to find them all gets eskimo kisses from @elanleeTUTORIAL: How to play Exploding Kittens http://t.co/gEFDaMBTQw Narrated by @luckyyates, the voice of Dr. Krieger on Archer@hankgreen I was just trying to disprove my own comic http://t.co/V7xN9AbdObI'll drink to that @gameofkittens update http://t.co/bf4K2wLUKG http://t.co/U2mD0HAYxZImportant Exploding Kittens update: I know we promised we'd deliver in July ... http://t.co/f7AsCp5TnQ http://t.co/CX8H0frgK2
7/30
2015
You're my cat. http://t.co/SqTITeRcsj
7/29
2015
I love you and ONLY you http://t.co/8Yc0Qxl5VN
7/28
2015
Shaving a beard http://t.co/exnkTdeNk8My relationship with fruit http://t.co/RgzMAya0Pi http://t.co/kkCybi225vHappy update: Exploding Kittens ships this week.🐈💥Q&A with The Oatmeal http://t.co/4asG9jiuHz http://t.co/ydYsNJe1MZ
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7/27
2015
.@macklemore oh hi I'm in room 29 at CenturyLink come say howdy I will give you a drawing of a goat
7/23
2015
Sadness 🍤 http://t.co/by8SZZpEC8
7/22
2015
@juaninarritu Yes, and we should start pronouncing “giraffe” and “gin" with soft Gs as well. Oh wait.@shegeekshow AND YOUR MOM IS A BIG BAG OF MUSTARDThere are two types of people in this world: those who pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.And I love you. http://t.co/pAm33O3g8V
7/20
2015
A #pluto latte this morning. via @ilovecoffeejp http://t.co/IET5xPeCf4
7/15
2015
Flying home from SDCC. Took a moment to play my fav game. http://t.co/H1Tk3K4STK
7/13
2015
Reminder: I'm giving a talk today about outer space and butts. Room 28DE at noon. Autograph session after #sdcc http://t.co/oZS7DKJlJb
7/12
2015
oh hello I am at comic-con and I miss Rambo someone please get him a plane ticket here. http://t.co/NImNkjSiJP
7/11
2015
@seanbarney @Laurasquiggle https://t.co/wtxHwwJLWLHappy 159th birthday to Nikola Tesla. http://t.co/fJNlYn9wvHOkay, so Hyperbole and a Half, The Awkward Yeti, and The Oatmeal walk into a bar... Something something punchline http://t.co/GtumsZ3xzM
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7/10
2015
I want to post this to my Facebook page but I'm wondering if the downpour of Bigoted Internet RageJuice is worth it http://t.co/YrUEuirIwbHere's my Comic-Con schedule #SDCC http://t.co/VcdLABbR83
7/9
2015
Failed comic idea #9472: a giant corn on the cob starts eating people and then is haunted by images of their faces in his poop
7/5
2015
America explained to non-Americans http://t.co/VnTpMDatVd http://t.co/EkxtqhNsiJHappy 4th http://t.co/IeQTCihspL
7/4
2015
.@neilhimself I take credit for the discovery of this one. http://t.co/L4QmA4RnjHA little PSA for the 4th of July http://t.co/4rgKUbbyhd
7/3
2015
Got some shopping to do 😘 http://t.co/LaZPBZVGhFFacebook is on point today http://t.co/8rlhpylXcv
7/2
2015
@scottinfukie So, when’s the wedding?The Confederate Flag, explained. Full comic here: http://t.co/VnTpMDatVd http://t.co/PQ25GIlgUV@Mossbird @danooz I don’t mind imitation; art isn’t born in a vacuum. I just wish it wasn’t all Jesus’ey..@danooz Definitely not. He imitates my style so a lot of people confuse the two, unfortunately.America explained to non-Americans http://t.co/VnTpMDatVd http://t.co/HHQymLuGmX#HappyCanadaDay http://t.co/BkKM6KLuP9
7/1
2015
Snapped this photo of Jupiter and Venus having a little love-fest tonight by pointing my iPhone into my telescope http://t.co/Ba5tvbEhXTEvery campfire, ever. http://t.co/eutbW4gNZ4HEADS UP: today is also the last day to register for Beat The Blerch 2015 http://t.co/P00JLHLbgR http://t.co/IvndtXHXdkHEADS UP: today is the last day to get a Beat The Blerch virtual race kit http://t.co/vT3rUVdWIM http://t.co/oQX1M01fLB
6/30
2015
It shouldn't feel this weird to say "I'm proud to be an American." http://t.co/8ycs1GgjJr
6/29
2015
HELLO SEATTLE. I'll be at Uwajimaya at 2pm today drawing pictures of mantis shrimps & whatnot https://t.co/jSphUczuwm http://t.co/pO10EFCFlz
6/27
2015
I'd change my profile pic today but I've had a rainbow since 2009, motherfuckersThis is now http://t.co/wN467WAh3U.@weeklystandard You know the Gayroller was something I drew in SUPPORT of marriage equality, right? http://t.co/mfzPz12kNZThis is amazing. (also @Oatmeal should sue: http://t.co/LYCVmgga3h) https://t.co/S40wMmgN7r
Retweeted by Matthew Inman#Seattle I will be at the Kinokuniya bookstore in Uwajimaya tomorrow doing sketches. Stop by if you want a drawing https://t.co/jSphUczuwm
6/26
2015
From yesterday http://t.co/fe9QuhpagL
6/25
2015
.@cher But they are just honoring their heritage http://t.co/568Yw0H4O2
6/24
2015
Every time I see someone pushing a heavy shopping cart down a city street I think "homeless ... or crossfit?"@DougMartin17 lol no one shows up at your parties do they?What I mean when I say "definitely" http://t.co/1ALooe0u2V
6/23
2015
While we're on the subject http://t.co/gwiWEzimrL http://t.co/MIH8c7oK4GWhat I mean when I say "definitely" http://t.co/PAhYjnf9Vt http://t.co/P2pfxv5VP0I wanna be in a band called "Gluten" and we'd be nobodies in the 90s but then in 2015 no one will shut the fuck up about us
6/22
2015
Dad (noun): http://t.co/eJp6UQTYnISuch a great comic for Father's Day https://t.co/GGxQ00JxCzWhen one has not had a good father ... http://t.co/MMAoQY91pl
6/21
2015
Putting up a Confederate flag http://t.co/KbP2CPQidr
6/20
2015
A big thanks to @zappos for being the official cake sponsor of @BeatTheBlerch this year http://t.co/aDc3mDcOu4 http://t.co/7wjmEODuIzPlease attend Beat The Blerch dressed as your favorite food. Do it for greatness. Do it for justice. Do it for food. http://t.co/yfI9ASByLqRUNNERS: Only two weeks left to register for @BeatTheBlerch in Sacramento, Seattle, and Morristown, NJ http://t.co/P00JLI2MFr
6/16
2015
@Fandude41 It's not a joke! That's actually where I got the name "The Oatmeal.".@idSoftware @ID_AA_Carmack FUN FACT: I got the name Oatmeal because I used to play Quake obsessively and my nick was always QuakerOatmeal@Bethblog Do you need a cartoonist to draw some fat, oval-shaped Cacodemon pig monsters for the game? If so, hit me up.@colebucket92 @gameofkittens I will have a copy in my pants hidden near #mysausage, which is a euphemism for #mypenis@khaughwout It’s a soft “ch", like couch. BLERCH GOES TO CHURCH FOR THE FREE BREAD, etc.I will be at #e3 tomorrow with the @gameofkittens crew and we wanna see some neat shit. Please oblige.
6/15
2015
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