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Sean Cook @theSeanCook San Francisco

Now: Head of Product and Engineering, @Layer. Then: PM, Fabric @Twitter. Lover of mobile. Sucker for yellow dogs. #WDE

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Joined Twitter 5/9/09

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@tomazstolfa ask if either has a resume, i can get it forwarded to the right peopleBehind the scenes of the earnings live video stream http://t.co/btGXjGQROD@leland @_jordan @bhaggs cc: @joem@rallat congrats! any country that accepts you is a country that i want to be a citizen of@rallat yeah, i'm all for it@rallat sounds like the name of an emo band
7/28
2015
@binder I know. I wonder if he knows how badly I really just need a friend.I don't usually like to brag about my tech pedigree but I did just get called "San Francisco tech scum" by a deranged homeless guy.“A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan next week.” – http://t.co/oc5xFMqvYg
7/24
2015
Three commas. https://t.co/iLOUL8SHBvThe two goals of startup fundraising http://t.co/pGvYSLoVkh via @satyap
7/22
2015
The real question the American people have to ask ourselves is "Where was John McCain on the set of Home Alone 2?" http://t.co/h0aVtapOq4
7/21
2015
@binder that was gonna be my original joke #mindtwinsiesWhat an unfortunate name. "San Francisco Coffee Company" sounds like a terrorist group. http://t.co/msQSW5Fls4Le sigh. "...famous goat rodeo of Twitter management" http://t.co/0RoV2lsWL4 via @karaswisher
7/16
2015
@manuel @Javi I bet the Arizona rednecks would be confused at hell when I jump the fence running the other way.@manuel @Javi that's it. I'm immigrating to Mexico.@rchoi nobody calls me a nobody@Javi try being 'Seen' your whole life. Americans are the worst."I don't see nothin' wrong with a little bump 'n grind." - R. Kelly's mechanic incorrectly diagnosing an engine problem
7/14
2015
When someone misses a stand up they've literally stood you up.
7/10
2015
@tapbot_paul ...or raise app *coders*Facebook is now making it easier to see what gets displayed in your newsfeed with an exciting new feature I like to call "Twitter."Emoji are the new virtual stickers.@truebe is this your application? what size dress do you wear from the gap?@truebe when do i get my interns?@truebe "please don't throw me into the briar patch"We launched a major new @udacity product today, built in record time with the great people at @layer. Our students love it!
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7/9
2015
@EricFrohnhoefer ugh. it's the new http://t.co/83ZBP7fYi8. http://t.co/pyHLSzsxZ2Love this. Woman adopts dying dog, treats him to bucket list - CNN https://t.co/erbjW5wk2z
7/8
2015
USA : Japan :: Hope Solo : her nephew
7/5
2015
Happy birthday, Tom Cruise.
7/4
2015
@WarBlogle @SECNetwork ...just don't shoot at them when you don't like the outcome
7/1
2015
So good. "Letter to My Younger Self" by Pete Sampras http://t.co/yLMRMb7TtA“You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out.” - Warren Buffett
6/30
2015
@Javi I have a friend like that too who really wants to know
6/29
2015
@truebe nine
6/28
2015
@EricFrohnhoefer @manuel @rallat https://t.co/6gmzIyTmQX /troll
6/26
2015
…so I can ruin it with my phonetic misspelling of the one word that means the most to you in a recruiting email http://t.co/a1x2kDWVsT
6/25
2015
@gotwalt YES. there must be some bad beef there.Listening to Synchronicity this morning. Still have no idea why N.W.A. hated these guys so much. http://t.co/8TxTjbhBLRI’m surprised that we haven’t seen TWTR and 4SQ also enter this space: “FB Bluetooth Beacons for business.” https://t.co/nHNl5xzITP
6/22
2015
Sadly, the founder of Comcast died today. His funeral will be sometime in an 8 to 5pm window, but attendees have to be there the whole time.Seeing charts move up and to the right never gets old.
6/19
2015
@sandofsky wait, i thought you said 2015 was the year of HTML5 hybrid apps?
6/17
2015
Really proud of how San Francisco is coming out and celebrating the #USWNT fantastic win tonight.Messaging: the key layer of every meaningful app. New blog post from @Layer's @theSeanCook http://t.co/2PyOHViytf http://t.co/FISXnFiFt4
Retweeted by Sean CookThe St. Louis Cardinals currently lead the Major League in stolen documents.
6/16
2015
Take Curry to the doctor cause that was SICK. http://t.co/mFbrwyhIX5That was the most medal thing I've witnessed. Fire. Metallica. America. #warriors
6/14
2015
@rsarver great mindsSurprised no one's realized that Jack is just sporting a playoff beard."If they like us this much, we owe it to them! Let's do it!" - Wednesday night, after the Warriors watched the WWDC keynote as a team
6/12
2015
@messl @jle you guys now allow DMs with 10K charactersWhen people used to ask me what kept me @twitter for so long I always answered that I believed in @dickc. Thanks for everything, boss.
6/11
2015
@heyval good to meet you as well. keep up the good fight over there.
6/10
2015
MasiOSchist: [n.] someone who installs a pre-release OS on his phone each year because he enjoys the suffering and loss of productivity.
6/9
2015
I'm glad that they're showing us all how to use a music app. So helpful for those of us have never owned a phone.@manuel speaking of which, get back to work@manuel or cost us $23BB in market cap :/Back in my day, personalized news on iOS was called "Twitter" #wwdcI hope I get to learn some more Mandarin this morning #wwdc@javi you should rush the stage
6/8
2015
So Juventas is playing 11 referees today?
6/6
2015
Y'all never told me that living in the future would be this awesome. http://t.co/7fMuHXxPEoApparently, he's hired the same speech writers as the leaders of ISIS. http://t.co/TvJF5lvaF1Kick his ass, Sea Bass! https://t.co/Zj6LDKpu7w
6/5
2015
@tsmith @JeremySF @Android +1. basically anything from @JakeWharton will change your life.@JeremySF @tsmith my pro-tip is to learn how the @Android community builds. SDKs, process, etc. make it fun and not clunky, imho@tsmith @jeremysf actually, i've gone back to the dark side lately and have enjoyed myself. there. i said it.@JeremySF RUN!I've been beta testing a human editor on my own tweets for years and the content has thus far been lackluster.
6/3
2015
"All of these greedy entrepreneurs are going to ruin this city!" - San Francisco resident, 1849
6/2
2015
Have they announced any improvements to Buzz? #io15"Better stick to the commonly recognized total and leave your rivals to wander in the realms of fantasy." http://t.co/TKwsPKLJ6G
5/28
2015
@omid it actually started around 7:15am back in October '81, but who's counting?Fortune Cookie? Nah, more like Sean Cookie. http://t.co/9Bf4ntz9Kx@joem @brandon_sproul @SheetalJaitly watch your wallet!!2) come out and celebrate #googleio with @layer and @parseit beginning at 4pm. https://t.co/mQOZHGEvg21) Just as all apps eventually become messaging apps, Sean's desk will eventually hold kegs. http://t.co/q5gaY4vkrl@tsmith and I'd be remiss to not mention @lientm, @endform, @dghubble, @EricFrohnhoefer, @rallat, @SirStarry and @yohan. <3 you all.An open source Twitter SDK is finally available. Shoutout to @tsmith for fulfilling a longstanding dream of mine. https://t.co/r2VT7Ixuom"Design, like food in Britain, used to be something you didn’t talk about." @stephenfry visits the new Mother Ship. http://t.co/IitaACxzy1
5/27
2015
@romainhuet congrats, @beardigsit!
5/19
2015
3. 3. King cc: @StephenCurry30
5/15
2015
@benward THANKS OBAMAAttn Android devs: headed to #GoogleIO? @Layer's teaming with our friends at @ParseIt to throw a party. Join us! http://t.co/AXKXHJuhT0
Retweeted by Sean Cook@ronp @nytimes @pkafka headline from May 12th, 2019: "Verizon buys Facebook"
5/13
2015
@sandofsky Larry after a night of drinking?The power of @digits: "I’m not sure about you, but most of my friends in real life…don’t actually use Twitter." http://t.co/Iao5Hp1O2JCan you [dial-up sounds] hear [more dial-up sounds] me [busy signal] now?
5/12
2015
Big ups to my man KT. https://t.co/u55EiUc1jl
5/11
2015
"Your margin is my opportunity." -Bezos@TakomborerwaM that can be caused by the account become stale during a re-install of the OS; it also happens if you upgrade devices.
5/7
2015
@truebe @mccv say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.Messaging for the on-demand economy - SMS doesn't cut it. Latest on the @Layer blog: http://t.co/6XppcXhlrL http://t.co/AehSDhYnyU
Retweeted by Sean Cook"It's a notification that isn't wrist-worthy." My new favorite way to describe useless app notifications. h/t @chrismaddern
5/5
2015
Let the demos begin! G'day Pay - use a mobile device for seamless checkout. @layer-powered messaging #HackDisrupt http://t.co/lesUo9juzy
Retweeted by Sean Cook
5/3
2015
@noahlt touché@peteonrails ha, that's precisely why i can complain about them now. new thing is amazeballs. like '07 in bethesda, yo.
4/29
2015
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