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I can never be created nor destroyed so here I will always be.

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Joined Twitter 9/22/11

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I'm tired of ppl expecting me to be this cookie cutter type of person. Damn it I'm ME!.. and that's all.
5/22
2015
Ocd chicken
5/21
2015
joe has a fantastic beard @Twinsput cheese curds on ya fridge ! #fakehiphopsayingsmy guac be full of salsa #fakehiphopsayings
5/20
2015
How long does the average pitchers prime last ?saw a band yesterday that should change their name to mom's couch.something about anxiety. @Twins have the 8th best record in the MLB
5/17
2015
Crazy skills #wakeboard https://t.co/bGCQ1PKsV7I wonder how Iyaz is doing..
5/13
2015
Hawaii passes legislation to generate 100% of its electricity from renewable energy resources by 2045. READ: http://t.co/FmYfLe84iQI didn't really need to state both facts there... One uncovers the other. ha oh well.Solid night of pitching but not much offense. Excited for tomorrow's game. #TwinsI would pay more to watch LeBron and Noah go at it than I would for any Mayweather fight.How hard ? https://t.co/ENjk3nqXX4
5/12
2015
That was Jordan like #DRoseCavs looking sloopier than a platinum blonde cheerleader in high school.Apple Inc. is worth more than Sweden, Poland or Nigeria. #RandomFact@DanBarreiroKFAN not sure about rookie mini camp but once in Mankato Troy Williamson stunk it up.Josh Sheehan of Nitro Circus lands the first ever FMX triple backflip | http://t.co/ZLvUcP64KrEvery American needs to be more like Dozier #Twins
5/10
2015
What I would give for some #inandoutburger. @Twins are going to win the super bowl.
5/9
2015
I love eating and watching T.V. On the inside I'm fatter than #hunnybooboo s sexy mom.
5/7
2015
open source home theatre software http://t.co/Ha4Y5pUYAH - access to any show/movie anytime.#itfollows is finally on #koditv #yay
5/6
2015
when do the Vikings check into Mankato ?The Blackhawks make winning look easy. #sadface@CuteOverloads @MeanCeIebTweets how did they not die laughing right away... lol
5/5
2015
car wash haircut Chipotle game of thrones fly my drone, I should play hooky from work more often.
5/4
2015
I'm more excited about the #Vikings #VikingsDraft second round pick than their first.Mike Zimmer is building a pretty impressive D with @Vikings . Kendricks is another instinctive player w/a knack for getting around the ball
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5/1
2015
Young and talented group back there to shut down passing attacks. #Minnesotavikings #Vikings #NFLDraft2015
4/30
2015
Finish the series today #minnesotawild , my frail heart can't take a game 7.Never understood the existence of plastic knifes.
4/26
2015
I just went 6 to midnight. #minnesotawild
4/24
2015
Maroon 5 is so fucking sexy. #obvioustweet
4/23
2015
Guess I can watch Game of Thrones or something..fuckn cam newton with the goal..
4/22
2015
Ben Dogra is the king of D-Bags.. how's J.J. Watt? ... Oh shit that's right he fired your idiot ass. LOL
4/21
2015
Fuck the Blues.It's electric in here. #minnesotawild
4/20
2015
I like taking long showers because then it feels like an old man is molesting me.
4/18
2015
Kanye West is so humble.
4/16
2015
this made me chuckle http://t.co/UkibTWOZiGso the first four episodes of #GameOfThronesSeason5 have leaked on the inter Web and Kodi Tv... The hornyness is unreal. #daymade
4/12
2015
LOL too funny ...Seth Brings Jon Snow to a Dinner Party - Late Night with Seth Meyers: https://t.co/813vQCTmkE
4/7
2015
if you are not following Matt Henningsgaurd on snap chat you're missing out. #GOONSQUADFor the first time ever Google has failed to help me find something... and now I don't know what the fuck to do.
4/5
2015
Yes.
Retweeted by ★ ®odney ★that 3 just made me comeRefs a little whistle happy both games so far.
4/4
2015
We can visit the moon but can't get along on our own planet. http://t.co/LiPsU2zPU4
3/31
2015
Tonight the universe is no bigger than my head.
3/26
2015
@PhinPhanRob I enjoyed the acting in the movie, the music could have been whatever ! last drum solo was dope@PhinPhanRob yeah they were whip'N them out fast today. :)I organized my night stand. Feeling accomplished for a Sunday.always make sure you have some battery life left in your phone before going to Chipotle.
3/22
2015
too bad the #Hawkeyes have to play #Gonzaga next :, (#nofilter #butashittonofmakeup
3/20
2015
watching the #MarchMadness games on my phone at work. I love life.
3/19
2015
@NigandNog sick I'll check that out I love finding a new show with multiple seasons to watch@NigandNog yeah what show u like on there ?#TheJinx on #hbo is one of the best shows I've watched .. ever.
3/18
2015
when coming back home from vegas expect to have mud butt for at least 48 hours after.
3/17
2015
well it's that time of year again to fill out a #NCAATournament bracket and throw it in the trash.
3/16
2015
Lol at @EricWentworth16 for taking a bubble bath right now ... fuckin marines
3/13
2015
my car smells like mr. cleans butt hole #lemonsentHaha common read my email on Kfan telling AJ to get back to work .. day made. and I'm flying to Vegas tonight !
3/12
2015
@ike232345 we will see, do we change how we draft now? I still want defense firstI like to get real high and wander in crowdswith AP leaving the Vikings it allows Norv to focus an offense around Teddy without having to please a needy running back.
3/11
2015
dogs are trippy or I'm jus really high
3/10
2015
Modern Horror Classics: The 17 Scariest Movies Since 2000 https://t.co/bSwjlR9QiN
3/9
2015
people get jealous when they see you are doing good. can't count how many ppl stop hitting me up after they saw what I was accomplishing..
3/8
2015
headed to skyway with @Engsnuff
3/6
2015
In 1977 we received a radio signal from space that lasted 72 seconds. To this day, we still don’t know where it came from.@ike232345 company that sells commercial networking equipment . did u get a new number tried hitting u up few timesClaire Underwood is a d bag. lol #HouseOfCards #HouseofCardsSeason3sold 14k worth of gear today and still got two hours left... #GrindMode #hardwork
3/4
2015
@Engle127 lol I wouldn't care if it wasn't taken so serious and literal ha feel like it dumbs down ppl who do that"God the #minnesotawild are more exciting than dumping a dead body in the woods." - Ted Bundysome rap lyrics are so pathetic lol straight up garbage..
3/3
2015
well looks like I'm going to Vegas in two weeks.
3/1
2015
and the wild game of course ! naked !feels like forever since I've been sick, great excuse to stay in and binge watch #HouseofCardsSeason3
2/28
2015
lent rollers are funstoned like an old bridge
2/26
2015
where in the fuck do all these zombies keep coming from #WalkingDead
2/22
2015
spot on. http://t.co/YxB9FcNoLm
2/18
2015
Lil Wayne fucking sucks#powertrip @PowerTripKFAN AJ with 4 . initials
2/13
2015
The @Steelers. The @Vikings. The 2015 @ProFootballHOF game is SET: http://t.co/vpMeVwbfZk http://t.co/QfkZpNSlaz
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2/11
2015
three cheese tortellini , pork chops, mixed veggies.. perfect post workout meal #eatbig #getBIG
2/10
2015
I love watching women's basketball highlights on @espn - shit no one says.
2/9
2015
new wheels http://t.co/QIE2v4ttr9
2/7
2015
Nothing like new workout gear and new music to amp up my workouts.Fuck uncle sam for stealing my money to pay for his forced conflicts and over financed military while billion dollar corporations pay 0 taxgot off the phone with customer who sounded EXACTLY like @Sethrogen . sad it wasnt cuz I had acting out pineapple express on my bucket list.
2/5
2015
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